Instagram user, Fredomontana narrated how his blind date took the wrong
turn after he was forced to have sex. He thought he was meeting a sexy
stripper studying nursing but ended up with the lady pictured in the
dress.He wrote
So I went out on a blind date a few days ago with this girl who clearly
cat-fished me. We hooked up online and she said she was paying for
dinner, I couldn't refuse that offer 😎.I thought I was meeting with a
stripper who was also in school studying to be nurse, turns out I was
meeting f*ckin Terry Cruz in a wig. She asked me am I LongChicostick527
(my username on tinder). I answered yes because if I said no, she'll
knock my ass out. My ass cheeks were sweating like Niagara Falls, it was
quite an overwhelming and intimidating dinner because she had out about
8 plates with steak, chicken, ribs, cow, moose, wombat, gorilla you
name it!!
I only had chicken salad and I couldn't even finish it 😥. So after we
ate, she gave me this freaky deaky look and asked what are we doing now.
I said we can go back to our houses and call it a night, I have work in
the morning. She said oh no! The night is not over yet! She grabbed me
by the dick, put me in a fireman's carry and carried me to the car and
drove me to her place, completely left my car at the restaurant so I
know it's towed. We get to her house she told me to strip very
aggressively. I didnt know if we were about to have sex or fight for the
WWE championship. She stripped her clothes and immediately I know I was
the girl tonight. I am still at St. John's hospital with a sprained
penis, fractured ribs and blood clots from the hickeys she gave me,
sucking my neck like Dracula. I am slowly dying so if anyone wants to
visit, you can. 🤕
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